Being single means a lot of things. Some good, some bad, and some plain downright ugly. The ugly part is the Involuntary Celibacy Blues. What is the Involuntary Celibacy Blues? When your horny as hell and your too good to sex around with random people but solo loving is not doing its job anymore. We all get horny it’s apart of life. Right now if horny was on a rating scale mines is at a 100! Don’t be surprised women love sex just as much as men. When we are single we have to deal with those late nights and early mornings cravings too.
While many want to believe that I am screwing even as I am typing this post, I am very selective with who I let sniff my lotus flower bomb (aka my vagina). Going through an Involuntary Celibacy can be very hard. When I hear certain sexual music (like lotus flower bomb) I find my mind and hands roaming while getting lost in the melodies and thinking about the last time I had something deep inside me pulsating. When I’m out and about I start to sit up and notice that sexy guy at the gas station grabbing that big gas pump and sticking it in the dark hole squeezing the nozzle letting all that liquid run down. Even holidays become sexy. I’m praying I get some “I Have A Dream” sex on Dr. Martin Luther Kind Day!
I know some are saving sex can wait masturbate but sometimes your toy or hand can make it worse. I am in love with my battery operated boyfriends, but I love having a touch,kiss,embrace more. Plus my vibes can’t spank me and call me a dirty little slut while doing it doggy-style.
Yes having celibacy forced upon you because your single can be annoying yet it is necessary.If your not in a committed relationship sex can be a tricky maze to walk through. Sex always comes with feelings. Ladies do not let Steve Harvey or any other person tell you to think or fuck like a man. You are a woman with feelings and emotions. You will never be able to “fuck like a man” because you have a vagina! Your single time is meant for you to focus on your happiness and well-being. That includes your emotional and sexual well-being. You can’t do that if your sleeping around then crying about how they never call back. Sleeping with someone is more than connecting the body parts. Whether you want to believe it or not you do take a piece of that person when your intimate with them. Involuntary Celibacy makes you either control your genitals or your genitals will control you.
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go people watch at the 7-11 with Lotus Flower Bomb on repeat.