The Sex Bucket List

I saw a great movie a couple of years back called The Bucket List. It’s starred Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson and my favorite gay Sean Hayes. Here is the storyline :

Two terminally ill men escape from a cancer ward and head off on a road trip with a wish list of to-dos before they die.

Sounds pretty simple. For a lot of people this movie got them to thinking. What would I do if I was about to die. I thought the same thing but in a different manner. What would I do sexually If I knew my time was coming? If I had a terminal illness I would want to experience all that life has to offer and that includes all things sexual.  I sat down recently and made an awesome list of many sexual acts, different places, and people I want to sex up before I meet my maker. Of course I would protect myself with many condoms,dental dams and such. Though I may be dying I don’t want to hinder my sex quest with a nasty infection on my lady bits. So with that being said here is my SEX BUCKET LIST

HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A CELEBRITY- We all have fantasies about having a sexy tryst with our favorite celebrity so why not go for it before you die? If you defy the doctor’s diagnosis and live you can always write a book about the encounter.

ORGY IN PARIS- It’s one of the more sexually liberated places and very beautiful. Being in a room with sexy people all having an orgasm while overlooking the Eiffel Tower is a memory I would love to take to my grave. THAT SH*T CRAY!

RECEIVE ORAL SEX WHILE DRIVING THE AUTOBAHN AT 100MPH.- The Autobahn is the highway system in Germany. What makes this Sex Bucket List worthy is the fact that there is no set speed limit. I’m a speed junkie so the thought of someone going down on me while switching gears and lanes is a turn on.

MAKE A PORNO WITH MR. MARCUS AND JADA FIRE- I know Jada Fire has retired from the adult movie scene recently, but I would hope my dying wish would make her do me a favor. Mr. Marcus has a perfect penis In my opinion. I can only imagine the damage we would do on screen.that sexual combo would probably kill me before my illness ever has a chance. I would become a legend after my passing.

SEX WHILE BUNGEE JUMPING FROM  THE BLOUKRANS BRIDGE IN SOUTH AFRICA – This is the highest bungee jumping bridge in the world. I haven’t worked out how I would attempt this but I figure we would have to have two separate cords and be naked. The sheer thrill of be suspended in the air with your lover inside you is worth the try. I’m pretty sure I’ll have a heart attack from the fear or either have the best orgasm of my life…which will kill me too!

As I grow into a more sexual being I am sure to add to the list. What about you? What would you put on your Sex Bucket List?