The Sexual Things I Will Not Do

I love sex. I make no apology’s about that. I love the chase, the feel, and the act. I must confess I am addicted to the climax. Even with all I love when it comes sex, there are certain things I will NOT do to get my sexual fix. Now I know most may think that I am up for anything and for the most part I am. I can do a kinky with the best of them. But some things I just can’t bring myself to try. If you are a participant in any of these sexual acts I hope not to offend you, and you’re a brave soul for attempting these sexual acts.

• GOLDEN SHOWERS/WATERWORKS/PEE PLAY- I once watched a porn that was centered around peeing and found myself going to the bathroom to pee instead of getting turned on. I never could get into it. I even witnessed someone pissing in their lovers mouth. OH HELL NAWL. Drinking piss is not on the sexual menu. Have you smelled pee? If a person doesn’t drink a lot of water it can smell strong and sour. YUCK!
• MINORS/CHILDREN- Nothing sexy about kids. PERIOD. There are porno’s based on the barley legal scenario but trust me that is not an option with me. If I even think you’re looking at a 12-year-old wrong I am calling the law. Seriously sex is for adults and it’s sad that I have to clarify this but I have encountered those who like them young. For me 18 is still uncomfortable. I like 20 and up, nothing with a teen after a number.
• FECES/SCAT- Poop belongs in the toilet and only in the toilet. I screamed when I saw two girls one cup. That is so foul and disgusting just thinking about it makes me want to cry. How do you even think of that sexually? Who was sitting around and said “hmm I think sex and feces go great together”. NO NO NO! Feces smells bad, it looks bad, and I can only guess that it feels bad. let someone try to poop on me while having sex I’m punching them straight in the asshole.
• Vomit/Spitting- I saw the vomit fetish on Jerry Springer and man was it gross. I hate to throw up when I’m sick. It’s so vile and gives me a headache. Why would I want that during sex? When I see someone throw up I automatically throw up which will probably make the other person throw up again which now turns into a funky pile of mess that needs to be cleaned up. I understand using food in a sexual manner but they mean in its whole form not when you have chewed it up. Spitting is one the most disrespectful act’s you can do. You spitting on me means you want your ass whooped. I’ll fight someone if they spit on me.

As I go along in my life I may add to the list since sex is about exploring what you like. But these are locked in stone in my sexual contract. When it comes to you find what works for you and your lover. You can even make your list of sexual will and won’t do list and share it with me in the comments below. When it comes to sex always remember to  Communicate, compromise, and most importantly compulate.